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Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine..."

Is Windows a virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1) They replicate quickly -- Okay, Windows does that. 2) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- Okay, Windows does that. 3) Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- Okay, Windows does that, too 4) Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems -- Sigh... Windows does that, too 5) Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware -- Yup, that's with Windows, too Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So, Windows is not a virus!

Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works. Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works. DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work. Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.

"When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'." -- Linus Torvalds

.vbs = Virus Bearing Script?

Have you ever noticed that at trade shows Microsoft is always the one giving away stress balls?