21. If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
22. If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
23. If you own "Official Star Trek" anything
24. If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside
25. If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
26. If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
27. If you are currently gathering the components to build your own
nuclear reactor
28. If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts
29. If you have never backed-up your hard drive
30. If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
games, but are afraid to say it out loud
31. If you truly believe aliens are living among us
32. If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance
33. If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is"
34. If you see a good design and still have to change it
35. If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions
36. If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
37. If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters
your mind
38. If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you don't remember
where they are
39. If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile
tires
40. If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
own turns bread into charcoal
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