41. If you have more toys than your kids
42. If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
43. If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
44. If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
45. If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
46. If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush
up to the front to fix it
47. If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
48. If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
and have seen most of the shows already
49. If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what
RPN stands for
50. If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
up thinking that was normal
51. If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size
screw driver to use
52. If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
53. If people groan at the party when you pick out the music
54. If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this
week
55. If you did the sound system for your senior prom
56. If your checkbook always balances
57. If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
58. If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
59. If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission
controllers
60. If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they
didn't get enough sleep
61. If you spend more on your home computer than your car
62. If you know what http:/ stands for
63. If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
64. If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your
garage
65. If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
explain atmospheric absorption theory
66. If your lap-top computer costs more than your car
67. If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate
68. If you and your son built a tv from scratch just for fun
69. If you're mad because this list didn't end on a round number
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